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Dennis Granger is fighting the good fight and wallowing in the pig pen. Born in Munster, Indiana, he has lived in Valparaiso, IN; Pensacola, FL; San Diego, CA; Virginia Beach, VA; and Springfield, VA (thank you, US Navy); and he has yet to eat an M&M he did not like. Still getting over the loss of Seinfeld, Dennis ponders long and hard why he can't be more like Kramer. He also believes that his life can pretty much be summed up in the immortal words of Jack Handey: "If you saw two guys, one named Flippy and the other named Hambone, which one do you think liked dolphins more? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though; it's Hambone."

Favorite food: Macaroni and Cheese
Favorite color: Red
Favorite animal: Chimpanzee
Favorite pasttime: Sleeping
Favorite subject: Drama
Favorite movie/TV personality: Robin Williams
Favorite artist/band: Sublime
Favorite place to be: Chicago, IL
Favorite book: ----------
Favorite movie: The Usual Suspects

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